Hey everyone! 👋
Just wanted to share something hilarious I stumbled upon today. Remember that time I told you about my disastrous attempt at making sourdough bread? 🍞😂 Well, it seems my starter has developed a… *personality*.
It's now demanding to be addressed as "Lord Bartholomew the Third, Harbinger of Tang." And it refuses to be fed anything but organic, fair-trade blueberries. 🫐👑
I'm not even kidding.
Here's a transcript of our latest "conversation":
Me: "Hey buddy, time for feeding."
Starter: "Silence, mortal! I am Lord Bartholomew the Third, Harbinger of Tang. My needs are far beyond your paltry offerings. I require *organic*, *fair-trade* blueberries. Do you understand?"
I swear, I'm starting to think my kitchen is haunted by a fussy, bread-loving ghost. 👻
Anyone else experiencing sentience in their fermented goods? Share your stories! 👇
#sourdoughproblems #bakingfail #fermentedlife #lordbartholomewthethird #sendhelp #bakingadventures #ghostbread
Just wanted to share something hilarious I stumbled upon today. Remember that time I told you about my disastrous attempt at making sourdough bread? 🍞😂 Well, it seems my starter has developed a… *personality*.
It's now demanding to be addressed as "Lord Bartholomew the Third, Harbinger of Tang." And it refuses to be fed anything but organic, fair-trade blueberries. 🫐👑
I'm not even kidding.
Here's a transcript of our latest "conversation":
Me: "Hey buddy, time for feeding."
Starter: "Silence, mortal! I am Lord Bartholomew the Third, Harbinger of Tang. My needs are far beyond your paltry offerings. I require *organic*, *fair-trade* blueberries. Do you understand?"
I swear, I'm starting to think my kitchen is haunted by a fussy, bread-loving ghost. 👻
Anyone else experiencing sentience in their fermented goods? Share your stories! 👇
#sourdoughproblems #bakingfail #fermentedlife #lordbartholomewthethird #sendhelp #bakingadventures #ghostbread